Here are the 5 most fitting corporate sponsors for the SEC
1. Waffle House
This redneck, quasi-hibachi is the "Wonderland" of the South. One can't help but have mixed feelings watching a 50-something-year-old couple slow dance to "Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon at 3 a.m. while a middle-aged man cooks your scattered, smoothed, covered, and peppered hashbrown order fresh off a smoke break. But when you taste the delicious, golden goodness on your plate, all your worries fade away.
When walking into an SEC stadium, you have the same kind of feelings. SEC fans are insane. From grown adults barking at people to the Cajun craziness in Death Valley, the atmosphere can be intimidating to newcomers. But once the game starts, you can't help but join in the festivities. And just like Waffle House, the shenanigans increase the later it gets.