The Arkansas Razorbacks will be Bowling in Memphis
By Cory Thone
Put on my Woo Pig shoes and
I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
To Beat the Hell out of Kansas State
The spirit of Frank Broyles
Won’t you look down over me
This ain’t quite the bowl we wanted
But then again, we started 1 and 3.
So let’s go Bowling in Memphis
Bowling with our feet ten feet off of Beale
Bowling in Memphis
Not really sure how i’m s’posed to feel?
Nov 27, 2015; Fayetteville, AR, USA; Arkansas Razorbacks quarterback Brandon Allen (10) looks to pass during the second quarter against the Missouri Tigers at Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Nelson Chenault-USA TODAY Sports
I saw the ghost of Tusk II on Union Avenue
Watched him cheer the Hogs through Overtime
As Tejada’s kick sailed right through.
Now, Bielema did not see him
He was focused on his boo.
Cause there’s a pretty little thing
Waiting on Bert
And he’ll be hopping on her soon.
Because we’re Bowling in Memphis
It was the closest game so it made sense
Bowling in Memphis
Those purple Wildcats don’t stand a chance.
Now they’ve got catfish on the table.
They’ve got gospel in the air
And Reverend Nutt, be glad to HEP you
When you haven’t got a prayer
But Bert, you got a Game in Memphis
Now, Snyder and Bret, they go
way back to his coordinator days
And no one likes to beat down
the grampa of the NCAA.
Score a couple touchdowns
and when victory’s in sight
He’ll say “Bret, are you going to call off the dogs?”
And He’ll say, Bill, I am tonight!”
Bowling in Memphis
Bowling with my feet ten feet off of Beale
Bowling in Memphis
Not really sure how I’m s’posed to feel?
But hell! We’re Bowling in Memphis!
Time to win again in Tennessee
Bowling in Memphis!
It’s exactly where we’re s’posed to be.
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Put on my Woo Pig shoes and I
Boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
To beat the hell outta Kansas State
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
To kitty punch them boys from Kansas State.